Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"If music be the food of love, play on"
-Williams Shakespeare

Oops! your hardware doesn't support love. Sorry please upgrade yourself!

So, what have you done after doing nothing. Doing the same. Right!!!

How weird it would feel to write an application if you are suffering from a disease "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis". Yes its the medical name given to a lung disorder. After reading your application your principal may also suffer from readophobia!!LOL

"Where there's a will there's a way"
But when you give treat to your friends in your birthday--
"When there's the bill, where's the way?"

Many of my friends have commented that this blog is really irritating, i wont write their names because they all have grammatically wrong names.

Hey hey, please don't close this window, just a little more shit to go.

Lets save our country from terrorists:
Whenever you encounter a terrorist press Ctrl+Alt+Del, and then kill them.
If it says access denied, then probably you are logged on as Indian Government!!! Try logging in as Nasiruddin Shah, you may be able to help!!!

How can I improve my English?
Stop reading this blog..!!

How can I play online games?
Install some game which supports multiplayer gaming then connect to a server and join.
What did you thought, the answer would be something like this:
Take a white page and a sharp pencil, draw a line on it, place the page on your seat, now sit on it, and now you are online!!!!!!!

There are pimples on my face, what can I do?
Apply surf excel, if it doesn't help then "Daag achche hain"......

What is a leap year?
It is that year in which your friend gives a huge party since his birthday comes on 29 feb!

So, when is your birthday?
Ok don't tell me, i'll guess, this year, no then next year, see I knew that!!!!

See I made a remix:

oneene thinthinthinggggg(say yeahhhhh) i don't know whywhywhywhy ittttttt doesn n n nn't e v e n matterrrrrrrr
ting ting ting tongggg
hoowowoww hardddddd yyououoou tryryrrry.

Sorry for now I was only able to remix the lyrics!!!!

For good reading experience follow this:
Close your left eye, now your right one.
Can you read this, If yes then be ware MIB will soon come to you, you've got three eyes, you are an alien.!!!!!!

So, you again managed to come to the end of this blog, my god what a person you are. Is this a license agreement that you just scroll down without reading!!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

So, here i are again -

"What is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare"
"What do you want to stare man?"

Don't have anything interesting in your life? Take a loan then you'll have much interest.

There is a sudden increase in the internet usage in China because Chinese people misinterpreted the wikipedia message "Donate more" as "Do net more":-)

I have a problem installing Ubuntu, what should I do?
Install Fedora core.
I have a problem installing Fedora core, what should I do?
Install Suse.
I have a problem installing Suse, what should I do?
What is the problem?
I can't find setup.exe.
Oh, these linux developers, they don't make their programs windows compatible!!!

I have formatted my hard disk, can I revert back?
Yes, of course, press UNDO.

How can I remove windows?
Call a carpenter!
Idiot, I am talking about windows on my PC.
Does your PC have doors too?

Do you know why terrorists are more secure now a days than before?
They started using Open Source software.

How can I earn millions in a day?
The next time you go for your salary payment implement this:--
for (i=0;i<10000000;i++)
This will surely help you.
Thank you for visiting this non sense blog....

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Blogging revisited!

"What to do when there's nothing else to do"
"Do the dew"
But please don't do here!

Well, this blog wont educate you in fact you can lose your existing knowledge too. Isn't that exciting, No! its not idiot.

Here I will try to answer some unsolved mysteries. If you find this interesting you are really a fool:-)

Q:Do you know what operating system Bill Gates uses on his laptop.

'For those who dont know what LOL is :Search somewhere else coz I also don't know what does it mean!!!.Ha.Ha(you should smile here, if you didn't then improve you english!.Ha.Ha again!')

Check out this exciting poem!
"Im the one Im the one
master of none,
blogging for fun
java is owned by sun
and my c programs dont run."

Now go and prepare synopsis of this poem,learn it by heart and present this on your birthday. People will really appreciate your work.;-().

Q:I can't play sounds in windows, what should I do?
A:Switch the speakers on idiot!

Q:What would you call a gay fond of technology?

Q:How can I download free software?
A:Go to a website offering free software and click download. Isn't it easy!

Q:Whats the age of a 23 year old woman?
A:I bet you can't answer that, in fact Einstein was unable to solve this problem....

Q:Can you spell astronomy.
A:Its a-s-t-r-o-n-o-m-y, stupid don't utter those hyphens.:-)

Oh! you managed to scroll down after reading this all shit! Good this will help you in developing your patience skills. At least you have one skill.Congrats!

Please visit this page frequently because you wont understand this at once:-)
Happy visiting!


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