"If music be the food of love, play on"

-Williams Shakespeare

Oops! your hardware doesn't support love. Sorry please upgrade yourself!

So, what have you done after doing nothing. Doing the same. Right!!!

How weird it would feel to write an application if you are suffering from a disease "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis". Yes its the medical name given to a lung disorder. After reading your application your principal may also suffer from readophobia!!LOL

"Where there's a will there's a way"

But when you give treat to your friends in your birthday--

"When there's the bill, where's the way?"

Many of my friends have commented that this blog is really irritating, i wont write their names because they all have grammatically wrong names.

Hey hey, please don't close this window, just a little more shit to go.

Lets save our country from terrorists:
Whenever you encounter a terrorist press Ctrl+Alt+Del, and then kill them.
If it says access denied, then probably you are logged on as Indian Government!!! Try logging in as Nasiruddin Shah, you may be able to help!!!

How can I improve my English?
Stop reading this blog..!!

How can I play online games?
Install some game which supports multiplayer gaming then connect to a server and join.
What did you thought, the answer would be something like this:
Take a white page and a sharp pencil, draw a line on it, place the page on your seat, now sit on it, and now you are online!!!!!!!

There are pimples on my face, what can I do?
Apply surf excel, if it doesn't help then "Daag achche hain"......

What is a leap year?
It is that year in which your friend gives a huge party since his birthday comes on 29 feb!

So, when is your birthday?
Ok don't tell me, i'll guess, this year, no then next year, see I knew that!!!!


See I made a remix:

oneene thinthinthinggggg(say yeahhhhh) i don't know whywhywhywhy ittttttt doesn n n nn't e v e n matterrrrrrrr
ting ting ting tongggg
kisksihhkshichiskskhichs......khisch hoowowoww hardddddd yyououoou tryryrrry.

Sorry for now I was only able to remix the lyrics!!!!

For good reading experience follow this:
Relax,
Close your left eye, now your right one.
Can you read this, If yes then be ware MIB will soon come to you, you've got three eyes, you are an alien.!!!!!!

So, you again managed to come to the end of this blog, my god what a person you are. Is this a license agreement that you just scroll down without reading!!!!